20 Things Only People From Merseyside Will Understand

13. I Literally Just Met You, Please Don€™t Call Me A Thief

€œScouser, eh? Hide your wallets!€ Ha. F***ing. Ha. We're usually not offended by the old stereotype as much as we're bored to tears of hearing it. But for some reason, certain people assume we find the label whimsically hilarious and perfectly acceptable as an ice breaker. It€™s not. You are being a bell-end.
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Stuart believes that the pen is mightier than the sword, but still he insists on using a keyboard.