1. You Have Reserved Fancy Soap, Hand Towels And Cutlery For The Queen's Visit
She will visit someday, you're certain of that. You have your everyday towels and soap but you have some special fancy reserves just in case royalty does ask to use your bathroom. You even have that fancy assortment of biscuits hiding in the cupboard, all of the commoners can be happy with digestives that you offer them. Do you have any other traits that make you positively British? Comment in the thread below.