21 Excruciating Problems Only Grammar Nazis Will Understand

10. 'His & Her€™s'

Arrested Development - Her Gif Gif Another case of the misplaced apostrophe, and there€™s just as much nonsense about using this one, too. It feels like just as many people don€™t use an apostrophe with €˜mens€™ as add an apostrophe in €˜hers€™, which leads you to suspect that no one else was paying as much attention as you were in English class. You can appreciate the confusion €“ if you were naming a person, an apostrophe would of course be necessary. €œI€™m going to Sarah€™s house for dinner.€ Take out the name, and it€™s pretty much Russian roulette as to whether you€™ll find an apostrophe in there or not. Things to look out for: Behaving in the same way, €˜Yours€™, €˜Its€™, and 'Ours' are equally likely to become victims of the misplaced apostrophe.

9. Missing Hyphens And Plurals

Scrubs - Begging Me To Hate You Gif Gif Pet peeve #421 for the grammar Nazi: A lack of understanding when it comes to hyphens and plurals. When reading a colleague€™s annual newsletter at Christmas, you find yourself regaled with tales of how their son, turning €œsixteen-years-old€ this year, celebrated and it makes you want to explode. The same can be said about looking up a €œten year old€ Scotch for your father-in-law€™s birthday. If you€™re reading this, chances are this needs no further explanation, because you already know when to use and when not to use a hyphen, when an €˜s€™ is necessary, and just about every other grammatical rule Standard English has in its textbooks.

8. The Ease Of Getting €˜Me€™ Or €˜I€™ Right, Without Anyone Succeeding

Office Space - Uh, Yeah Gif Gif It€™s one of the easiest rules to teach €“ admittedly, whether or not it€™s even touched upon at school is another matter entirely €“ yet one of the most common mistakes to appear in everyday English. €œSammy and me are just going to the shops, Mum.€ €œSarah, Jess, and I versus you, Mark, and Tony.€ With one sentence, the problem can be solved (and taught). €œImagine if it were just you, taking all the other names out of the equation, what would you say then?€ €œI am just going to the shops, Mum.€ A+.

7. Seeing €˜Ect.€™

Independence Day - Not Entirely Accurate Gif Gif Close, but no cigar. Whether it gets pronounced correctly isn€™t really the question here, what€™s going to bother your typical grammar Nazi is the fact that €˜et cetera€™ has been mistakenly abbreviated here. Like the €˜Ladies€™ sign on the toilet door that sits beside €˜Mens€™, you could argue with yourself that technically, €˜ect.€™ could be dropping the first €˜t€™, the €˜e€™ after the €˜c€™, and then the €˜era€™ after the second €˜t€™, thereby giving the €˜ect.€™ abbreviation. You€™d be fooling nobody, though, least of all yourself. That's just not how it's done.
 
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