21 Humans Who Will Make You Want To Leave This Planet

13. This Seductress In A Bath Of Donuts

imgur.comimgur.comIt's hard to take everything in from this picture: the unnerving discomfort of the lip-biting pose; the cinnamon casually sprinkled over her highly nonsexual T-shirt bra and the random Krispy Kreme stuffed into the soap holder. The burning question here, though... what is the other person's hand about to do? Are they beginning the arduous task of devouring the donuts from her crotch? Are they grabbing her hand to rescue the poor girl from the tsunami of donuts that have trapped her in the tub? How much did they even spend on these sugary rings? So many questions.

12. The Intensely Emotional Person Who Shared This On Facebook

Peedpants Having a bad time? Just let it all out. Friends and family are much more empathetic when you're stinking of your own urine.

11. This Person Who Is Literally Dumber Than An Elevator

reddit.comreddit.comThere are no words.

10. Jodie Cunningham

twitter.comtwitter.comArgh! This ghastly creature first shot to headline 'fame' when she had breast augmentation (funded by UK taxpayers) so she could start her glamour career. Cue terrible Jodie Marsh impressions and a fake tan that would make Donatella Versace cringe. She's now in the public eye (or should we say 'death stare') because she's pregnant, and has decided to start smoking and drinking because she's recently discovered it's a baby boy, and she REALLY wanted a girl. Her initial plan was to abort the child to improve her chances of getting onto Big Brother, but she later decided against it; so now her unborn baby may be born prematurely with disabilities, heart defects, cleft palette and at the worst, Sudden Death Syndrome. That's not all: somewhere down the line she has been funded (by tax-payers) for FREE TAXIS to do her school run (worth £6k) - because she's too infamous to take bus. She's a walking example of how dangerous people's obsession with becoming famous can be; but what's REALLY infuriating are the idiots granting her incessant sponging: the medical industry, benefit system, and Leeds City Council. Oh, and did we mention she's had two book deal offers already? Excuse us while we go rock back and forth in a corner.
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