21 Humans Who Will Make You Want To Leave This Planet

9. The Genius Who Commented On This Photo

imgur.comimgur.comIt appears France's global cultural landmark has been relocated... to Croydon.

8. This Loving New Mother

reddit.comreddit.comA new life enters the world; the most precious moment a mother can ever experience... aaaaand she's on Facebook.

7. The Guy In A Sexual Relationship With His Car

imgur.comimgur.comHere we have a 27-year-old man passionately making out with his 1998 Chevy Monte Carlo named 'Chase'. What have we become? Nathaniel featured on a show called "My Strange Addiction", on which he awkwardly came out to his father about dating his car. His Dad was naturally puzzled, asking: €œHow does that work? How can you have sex with a car?€ To which Nathaniel responded: €œMainly it€™s just a lot of rubbing up against it. It involves masturbating as well.€ Erm, lovely.

6. This Pleasant Young Man

imgur.comimgur.comRefraining from swearwords, this eight-year-old kid from Crewe is the absolute pinnacle of bad parenting in Britain today. He turned up to school reeking of Stella and cigs, and posted this literary masterpiece into the school's Christmas letterbox: €œYo Santa. I€™ve not been good this year and I f***ing won€™t be. No chance. But I want a PS4 with all of the games for Crissmas, ok? If I don€™t get a PS4 off you, I will put our Shannice€™s kitten in Mum€™s blender and mince the f***er up. So get me a PS4. Luv Damian.€ Let's hope Santa gave this disgraceful little pig a lump of coal... and shoved it where the sun don't shine. Merry Christmas!
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