21 Humans Who Will Make You Want To Leave This Planet

2. Whoever These Tattoos Belong To

imgur.comimgur.comThe Internet is swarming with pictures of dumb tattoos: McDonalds logos on bellies, Nazi unicorns, and of course, penises. So many penises. Penises on tanks, penises in butterflies, penises smoking cigars, giant penises tattooed down the entirety of a man's leg; it seems some people just aren't content with having one penis. Then there's the epic spelling error tattoos: "Only God Can Juge Me" and "I Am Awsome" among the corkers. Who agrees to tattoo these people? One has to question the tattooist themselves; although they were all probably done after several WKDs in Magaluf - at least we hope, for the sake of humanity, that they were drunk.

1. Pretty Much Every Person On The Jeremy Kyle Show

ITVITVEven if you have had a full-time job since Jeremy Kyle's kick-off, you will have seen or heard of the infamous show. Hoards of Britain's (and now American's) pond-life are brought to a television studio to talk about their relationship problems - the result? More drama than Shameless and Hollyoaks put together. With topics like: "Where was my boyfriend when he said he was behind the chicken shop?", "Your son can't be mine because he's ginger" and "Why would I tattoo your initial on my face if I'd cheated?", it's easy to see why the show is fun to watch. Alas, for all the violent, uneducated chavs, drug abusers, alcoholics, cheaters, and liars; the most despicable person on the show is Jeremy Kyle himself. ITVITVHis self-righteous manner of turning people who need help (the whole point of the show) into villains is painful to watch: let's not forget Jeremy himself was addicted to gambling and stole thousands from his wife to fund his habit, which resulted in his marriage ending in 1990. A Manchester district judge likened the show to "human bear-baiting" after a man was head-butted by a love rival on the show. Kyle winds up the participants, who are separated from the families and questioned until the early hours of the morning before the show; so that when they show up for filming they're often tired, hungover and fed up with bitterness from hearing tales of what has been said by the opposing participant all night. Having personally attended a show (in the audience), the presenter is just as vile off-camera: taunting bald men and large women in the audience to feed his clearly mammoth-sized insecurities. Still, his salary is wonderful, so what does he care? Watching Jeremy Kyle doesn't make us feel better about our own lives; it just makes us die a little inside at what our civilisation has become. We've established people in this world can be make our heads implode with stupidity, despicable sex acts and simply downright grossness, and since we can't do anything about it, we might as well leave them to do even more dumb things and await the further decline of the human race. Or we could just get a rocket and blast them all into a Black Hole? One thing's for sure, there'd definitely be 'no regerts'.
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