7. When You Forget To Bring Treats To The Barn And Your Horse Won't Even Acknowledge You
Then there's the opposite: walking into the barn with treats ONLY for your horse, and coming face-to-face with a stable full of hungry eyes.
6. When People Think You're Mega Rich Because You Have A Horse
Erm, no, I'm poor because I have a horse. Riding is as addictive as cocaine, and twice as expensive.
5. Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Horse
Yeah, they're really not into this whole Instagram business, are they? They just think your iPhone's some kind of weird carrot.
4. When People Think A Pony Is A Baby Horse
If we had a dollar for every time we heard this...