11. When Slow-Walking People In The Street Don't Move When You Cluck Or Kiss At Them
Ah, the continuous disappointment of things not stopping when you say "woah!", or your car not automatically switching gears when you cluck at it to encourage it. It goes without saying that you definitely look like an outright psychopath kissing at people in front of your trolley in the supermarket; so, erm, perhaps avoid that.
10. Constantly Over-Analysing Horse Scenes In Movies To See How Their Form Looks
Put your heels down you absolute amateur!
9. When A Rider Tries To Cut You Off In Flat Class
Oh no you didn't!
8. When Your Horse Uses You As A Napkin
You see him as a best friend, the ultimate therapist, and your baby. Your horse sees you as a walking, talking Kleenex.
