20. When The Model Looks Nothing Like What You Booked
Over edited photographs in portfolio, lying about measurements, different hair colour - Hair where hair should not be: moustache, untamed eyebrows, nose hairs, beard, bristly armpits, happy trail, hairy legs - we're all for the liberation of women (and men) but a model has a job to do. There is not much attractive about letting yourself go, turning up hungover or simply not being prepared for your job. Anyone else would get sent home for turning up at work without their uniform.
