21 Things Only Comic Book Shop Workers Will Understand

14. Assuming We Know All Things About All Nerd Culture

We haven't seen this week's Big Bang or got level 32 in Destiny, but we'll totally advise you on what colour to paint that orc's wrist armour. It's grey, always grey.

13. Magic: The Gathering Players

Don't think we don't see you literally shaking at the prospect of getting that Mythic Rare you've wanted for months now. Oh, you've convinced yourself that booster on the bottom, far to the left is your 'lucky pack' from last week when you first came in? Well we shuffled them, okay? We shuffled them because we knew you were coming.