21 Things Only Comic Book Shop Workers Will Understand

16. The Talkers

We're here to help, and man we'll fight to the death anyone who tries to say Spider-Man couldn't actually take Hulk. But... can you at least step out this massive queue? Please?

15. Asking For Recommendations... And Then Not Buying Them

No we don't mind giving recommendations, no we don't mind spending half an hour detailing the finer works of Scott Snyder, but yes we'd rather you went away with something we suggested.