22 Images That Will Destroy Your Faith In London

Sorry Boris, your bikes have been sh*t on.

flickrflickrLondon is unquestionably a beautiful city, with many incredible examples of fine architecture, picturesque parks and exquisite sculptures. However, hiding beneath this grandiose veneer is a city which many of its inhabitants have come to loathe. Despite the united front presented to the world during the 2012 Olympics, there is a sense of disunity and disharmony in the city. London seems to lack the sense of community which allows other major UK cities to thrive. After a few years of living here you grow to love the stink. The appalling sights which once shocked you now just make you burst into fits of laughter. The acts of depravity just become interesting spectacles. It€™s difficult to remain serious when so many things in the crazy, over-crowded city make such little sense. From the rush hour where eye-contact is deemed a sin to the garbage littering the streets, many things happen in the nation's capital each and every day that would make the rest of the country scratch their heads. Sometimes these things are caught on camera by the sane Londoners and we are able to show the rest of the country what they're missing...

22. Doritos Tangy Cheese à la Tube

TumblrTumblrThe look on the face of the poor man forced to sit next to this shameless snacker may be a thing of comic beauty, but its hard not to feel a little disgusted as he shovels the corn-based chips into his mouth in public.

21. Alcohol Consumption

InstagramInstagramThe city's commitment to recycling is excellent but the amount of alcohol we consume certainly isn't.

20. Expert Sign Writers

TumblrTumblrPersian food is undeniably delicious but the awful line-break in this restaurant's sign is extremely off putting.

19. World-Class Education

TwitterTwitterA degree from the Scool Of English will get you places.

18. Second-Best Football

TumblrTumblrWe might as well accept that both Manchester clubs whoop us at footie.

17. The Public Onesie

TumblrTumblrWhoever said wearing their pyjamas out in public needs to be forced to ride the #1 entry of this article.
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Hailing from South East London, Sam Heard is an aspiring writer and recent graduate from the University of Warwick. Sam's favourite things include energy drinks, late nights spent watching the UFC with his girlfriend and annihilating his friends at FIFA.