22 Problems Only Lesbians Can Understand

9. You Will Get Asked For Threesomes

Both in real life and online, chances are you€™ll get approached for at least one threesome in your lesbian life. This would be fine, but usually it€™s a sad heterosexual couple looking to spice up their relationship and, like, you€™re gay so obviously you want to shag some guy€™s girlfriend while he watches and touches himself. There's nothing like receiving a new message online, getting excited about a pretty girl in your inbox, and then the sharp disappointment of a usually quite obscene proposal full of terrible spelling and grammar issues (couples looking for threesomes often don't seem to know what sentences are) to completely ruin your faith in humanity
 
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