22 Problems Only Lesbians Can Understand
22. Everyone Expects You To Be Good At Sports
People who dont know you will automatically pick you first for their team at a casual five-a-side, and then scream obscenities when they realise you have no idea what they mean by SWITCH IT and also what is offside? Youll get invited to watch the football at the pub (possibly by actually sporty lesbians), and then spend the whole evening awkwardly yelling Ref! with varied frequency, volume, and fear.