21. Straight Guys Don't See Lesbianism As A Barrier To Sex
So some men like a challenge, but theres a challenge, and theres a challenge. These guys will tell you that their penis is as big as two penises in an attempt to woo you, hilariously missing the point of lesbianism. For some reason straight men often see lesbianism as being sexy, blissfully unaware that it completely rules them out. To straight guys in the audience, dont tell a lesbian that you could turn her the first time you meet her. Chances are you wont be able to, and shell laugh about you with her friends and then write about your baffling pick-up lines in random list-articles for the internet.
