22 Problems Only People From The North East Will Understand

2. Going Out In The Middle Of Winter Without A Coat, So You Don't Look Like A Southern Softy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxXbpHeIrUc There's no such thing as cold up here. Northerners are made of stronger stuff....or so we're told. If you're waiting for a taxi, shivering violently with candlesticks hanging from your nostrils, then you're doing it right. Goosebumps are the finishing touch for any North East party outfit. There has even been parody charity appeals to buy "Jackets For Geordies" - here is their public donation request: "Every weekend, hundreds of Geordies walk home in the freezing cold suffering from a condition know as "palatic" after a night out in a club. For only 15 pounds a month you can buy a new jacket for a Geordie. We'll even send you a picture of your Geordie wearing his new jacket and update you each month on his progress. You know it makes sense."