6. Bracing Yourself For The Catcalling
For some bizarre reason, if you have a big bum people just assume that you're a very sexual person who is conveniently (for them) promiscuous and single. People don't realise that your bum is actually a part of your body so people will always slap it, tap it, point at it and judge you for it; and what's worse is that they don't understand that you enjoy working out and your buns of steel is a result of that. Strangers will approach you and feel like commenting on the size of your derriere is something that is completely natural and a normal thing to do; if you are one of these people then calm down and back off, this booty bites.