7. Your Bum Cheeks Will Eat Anything That Isn't Denim
Literally anything, which is why you look so amazing in a pair of yoga pants. If you're not wearing denim trousers then be prepared for the material to be stretched, your knicker line to be showing and for everything to be in between your cheeks. Apparently it isn't ladylike to try and pull everything out so it is recommended that you do it in the privacy of the shadows or have your best friend stand behind you so you can pull away at your pleasure.