21. People Always Tell You How Jealous They Are Of Your Booty
You're sick of hearing "oh I wish I had your bum, I'm so jealous." They just don't understand that people sometimes use your bum as a table or a tray. That's right, you can balance stuff on your bum so people just put things on there like you're an animal and it's the latest trick. For those of who are not naturally blessed, it takes a lot of hard work to get a big bum so go and squat like everyone else if you're so jealous. There's also nothing worse than people coming up to you in the street and asking where you got your bum from. Apparently God isn't the answer for the name of that cosmetic surgeon that they were looking for.