20. Buying A Bikini Is Insane
If you're going on holiday this year that requires you to buy a bikini then good luck. Unless you want to fork out for an expensive bikini that fits your bust and hip sizes perfectly, then you'll end up buying a cheap size 20 on the bottom and a size 12 top, probably. Some bikini bottoms just don't have any stretch in them, so not only are you trying hard to get them up over your bum, you're also faced with the potential that they may dig into your hips and you're left with unwanted overhang that has been created by the unforgiving material. Alternatively, you can try the ones that your tie around each hip, but who trusts people enough not to untie them when you're asleep on the beach and before you know it, you're on the News for indecent exposure.