20. Painting Your Toenails Is Practically A Yoga Move
They're so far away you have to stretch your body and arms as far as you can to even get a lick of paint on your toes. Namaste.
19. Relatives Telling You How Tall You've Gotten Every Time They Come To Visit
Thanks Gran, but I'm like, thirty years old now... and it's only been a week since you saw me last.