22. Never Being Able To Cross Your Legs At Your Desk
Unless you want your knee to literally raise the table in the air; you're sitting with your appendages firmly parallel for the time being.
21. Having To Stand Back About 13 Feet To See Your Outfit In A "Full Length Mirror"
It's either that, or bending right over so that your head is knee height. You'd look great, if you didn't look so much in pain.