23. The Constant Jokes About Having Good Ball Control
Of course you have good ball control. Nay, you have outstanding skills in being able to control balls coming at you from different angles, speeds and directions. Do not make this dirty like everyone else does. You're good with your hands and sometimes it feels like that ball will be glued to your hands for the entire match - you rarely miss a catch or a rebound, and there's only one ball you need in your life... and it's that pink, hard Mitre.
