22. You Exercise To Accommodate For Second Breakfast
You literally only go to the gym so that you can have an extra serving of breakfast and that is nothing to be ashamed about. Obviously it's good to work out. Exercising surprisingly comes with a load of health benefits but you would rather you didn't have to go and could still eat a cake a day anyway. It also means that you're definitely going to feel less guilty about eating two puddings instead of one.