21. You Don't Understand Why You Haven't Lost Weight
You're always hungry and your belly is always rumbling so you take this as a sign that you're actually not eating enough and you seem to be forever at the gym. You are of course delusional as you exercise only so that you can eat more and you're most likely eating more than you're burning off. Still, you are hoping that you'll wake up one day skinny with the fastest metabolism in the world and can eat everything until your heart's content and never have to run anywhere ever again.