25 Problems Only People From Morpeth Will Understand

17. Being Ridiculed For Saying 'Charv' Instead Of 'Chav'

"Charva crew, coming through, smoking pot, sniffing glue." While the rest of the country says chav, Morpeth, and the majority of the North East for that matter, labels a certain demographic in society as charvs, which is the shortened version of charva and the plural of charv. The 'r' is critical. Try explaining that to anyone from outside the North East however and you'll be laughed out the room and ridiculed for sounding like a member of the aristocracy.