25 Problems Only People From Morpeth Will Understand

7. Having To Tell Roch You Won't Be Ordering A Sandwich

Heading to Roch's for a lunchtime sarnie is an experience in itself. Roch is up there with the nicest man you are likely to meet. He's also the most enthusiastic man you are ever likely to meet. That's what makes it so hard to tell him your merely accompanying your mate to his shop and not giving him your custom. Every lunchtime the queue snakes its way down the street without fail which presents another problem, his stock running out. If you get there by 1pm the chances are you won't be able to get the sandwich of your desires. Nightmare.