Hitting town in hot pants and a crop top was all the rage when you were 18; now you're seven years older and it just doesn't seem as comfortable an outfit as it once was. Your thighs aren't the same shape as they were back then, and having guys come on to you because you've got a lot of leg out doesn't hold the same appeal anymore. While no one's outwardly telling you not to wear an item as big as most of your comfortable knickers now, you can feel the stares of those younger than you who just don't deem it necessary for this 'old person' to be swanning around stealing their thunder. Yep, that's you. In the eyes of an 18 year old, you're an old person now. Sob.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
