25 Things Only People From Yorkshire Will Understand

4. Having To Listen To Horrendous Yorkshire Impressions The Moment You Tell Someone Where You're From

Ay up chuck! It's fine when it's from one of our own - but when it's spurted from the mouth of an outsider, it's DAMN rude and makes us want to start throwing about chairs. It's usually when you€™re on holiday that there's that bothersome individual who thinks your accent is HILARIOUS. Could you, not?

3. Speaking To Strangers Down South And Being Looked At Like A Knife-Wielding Lunatic

Remember what they taught you in school - DON'T talk to strangers. But that's not in our nature, of course. If you do give that stranger on the tube the "ey up", they will automatically think you want to murder them. You were warned.

2. When You Step Outside The Yorkshire Border

Go home. Go home, immediately. You'll know you're there when you hear cries of "Bloooooody 'ell", as the fresh smell of manure hits your nostrils.
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