23. "Metro Apologises"
TwitterWe've all heard it, we all hate it, but after a few months of this there's always that one moment when the phrase has slightly been forgotten, only for a rogue snowstorm to bring it back up again. Of course you apologise Metro, you half-arsed service you, but please don't leave - we need you.
22. Alan Shearer
YoutubeOne man. 206 goals. A Newcastle-treasure through and through.
21. Drunks On The Metro At 9am
MTVOr just drunks anywhere at 9am. Chances are if you're travelling on a Metro in the early morning, there will be a slightly haggered-looking individual who stinks like a brewery and is already completely tanked before you reach your next stop. But then that's what happens when you let them star in reality TV shows.