14. Knowing What Monkey's Blood Is
Columbia PicturesIf you have to ask, you're not ready to know.
13. Ojay The Homeless Bassist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geIY636eaEo Northumberland Street's own Ojay is one of the mainstays of the city, playing away to his heart's content with any number of pre-recorded beats powering away in the background.
12. When You Have To Explain A Crazy Term To Someone
CBS"Eh? A bobby dazzler? Whey aye man it's class, aye proper lush... naa na, yi can tell ya mucked in so ya could splash oot like, it's canny as owt."
Translation: "Oh, someone said it looked nice? Of course yes it's very nice, I mean clearly you've spent a lot of money working for it, it's terribly impressive."