2. "Maybe You Should Calm Down"
Maybe you should shut your dirty mouth? You've finally embraced the dating scene and you're single so who cares if you're seeing more than one person at once? Now all of a sudden you're being told that you need to calm it down a bit and think about what you're doing with your life. You just can't win, so make sure you get everything that you need to out of your system before you settle down and have so many kids that the Von Trapp family will have nothing on you.