20. "Why Are You Always Angry?"

You've probably given up hope when it comes to love because you're certain that literature and television has ruined your expectations of how real life relationships work. Your bitterness towards the whole dating game may come across as you always seem to be angry but seeing as how you're still on the look out for a potential mate, there's still a chance for you yet. So maybe leave being green to the big man and calm down.