There's a lesson to be learned while gardening; don't do drugs while mowing your lawn. You'll end up with half a fro. In all seriousness, this dude was actually arrested halfway through a trip to the barbers, hence his absolutely ludicrous barnet.
26. Psychotic Tears / GIT-R-DUN
A father and son duo, these two are sporting the very latest in completely non-nonsensical forehead-based tattoos. According to the ever-popular Urban Dictionary, the phrase Git-R-Dun is actually a real thing! Description follows: "Statement of support, encouragement, or respect from one blue collar guy, military man, cowboy, redneck, country boy or rough neck to another. Never to be used by city slickers, yuppies and those not seeking the affections of the opposite sex." We can't explain the psycho one. There's no doubt they look really cool though.
25. Say Cheese!
Our cover star is clearly feeling bad about his crimes; so much so that he is sporting literally the most cheesiest of cheesy grins seen outside of a cheese factory in upper Cheesebury. Somebody get that man a toothbrush.
Dan Curtis is approximately one-half videogame knowledge, and the other half inexplicable Geordie accent. He's also one quarter of the Factory Sealed Retro Gaming podcast.
