30 Greatest Mugshots Of All Time

24. By The Beard Of Zeus!

+1 if you got the Anchorman reference. Apparently this guy seems to be in the throes of ultimate shock; he's clearly seen someone in the back examining his dubious items he had on him when he was arrested. Either that, or he's just really bad at looking at cameras.

23. Mullet Master

Straight out of any 70's porn movie you've ever seen and into the police station, this dude is rocking both an epic 80's mullet of finest proportions and also has the quintessential 70's porno tash thrown in for good measure. Not a hair out of place. Curiously, he appears to be in exactly the same position, with the same expression, as Beard-Of-Zeus man. Conspiracy?

22. Neckolas Cage

The crimes that this guy committed are certainly hard to figure out. Not only is he in a an extremely serious neckbrace, he's also in a fluffy dressing gown that looks like it's came directly from the local women's clothing department in a supermarket. How could he have done anything particularly serious in that neck brace? The mechanics of it are mind boggling.
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