32 Things Overheard At Durham University

30. It's Six Of One, Half A Dozen Of The Other

Overhead in a pub post-results:

"He tried to do all his work at night, then go for college breakfast and sleep all day. That's probably why he failed. That and all the ketamine"

29. Peri-Peri Bridges The Class Divide

"Nandos? Well if it's good enough for David Cameron who am I to refuse?"

28. No. 1 In The Country For History

On the train home from Durham:

Person A: Where is Pompeii again? Person B: Dunno, Greece or Italy, I think. Person A: Oh, I thought Bastille made it up. Person B: I think there was some sort of earthquake there. Person A: Was it recent? Person B: No, a few hundred years ago now.

27. We€™re More Prosecco Drinkers

Overheard at Tesco:

€œMy favourite kind of wine is champagne.€