"I don't think I could ever date someone who votes Labour. It's partly the fact my grandmother has seven and a half tons of gold hidden in her wine cellar's basement's basement. Plus, just look at Ed Miliband's monobrow..."
25. If It Helps It Wasnt Tesco Finest
Overheard at the Floodlit Cup Final:
Person A: I had the most exquisite sandwich for lunch today. It was mozzarella, sun-blushed tomatoes and caviare. Person B: Yeah, you haven't really got the hang of student living yet, have you?
24. The Reason Why You Take English
"If I'd wanted to not enjoy my time at uni, I'd have studied science."
23. This Guy Clearly Wanted To Go To Center Parcs
Overheard in the DSU (Durham Student Union) cafe:
I can't believe it, my Dad's booked the same villa in Florida as the one we went to last year. My summer is ruined!
Overheard in the DSU (Durham Student Union) cafe: