32 Things Overheard At Durham University

18. Colouring In A Field?

"I would rather take Chinese water torture than another geology field trip"

17. It Was Neanderthal's Love Of Quaddie Vodkas That Led To Their Extinction

"Do you think that when we're drunk, we're thinking the same as apes did before we evolved?"

16. We Went To University Of Coffee And Walnut

€œI chose this this university because I thought it was called Durian University and Durian cake is my favourite.€

15. Gap Yah Bants

Cat Washing Machine Gif Overheard in Starbucks:
€œThe only time I've ever hand washed my own clothes was when I was in Africa and the maids refused to do it."
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