"What you mean people actually live but don't have proper jobs? You mean some people actually work full time in supermarkets?"
13. 5th In The Country For Biology
Overheard at the Science Site:
Person A: "What does Caucasian mean? Person B: "It's the race that you are..." Person A: "I always thought it was when you were too white and had red eyes"
12. And Who Says Maths Students Don't Know How To Cut Loose
Overheard in a Maths lecture:
Everyone is going to bang a 37 year old at some point in their life, I just got there before most people
11. Pretty Sound Logic Actually
On the train to Durham:
"Jordanian - that's the full name for a Geordie, right?"