What They Are: Those people who are always standing, leaning against the wall beside the punch bowl, and texting. It doesn't even matter if it's a party and all their friends are there, they will still find someone to text. Of course, that's being narrow minded of me. Some of these people are merely playing on their phones, but somehow that's even worse. Threat? No, just boring. These people may look interesting from a distance, but trust me they are not. Do not attempt to engage one in conversation. You'd accomplish more talking to the punch bowl they're standing beside. At least that way someone walking by will merely think you're trying to be funny. And speaking of funny at a party...
Armed with a laptop, a Pepsi, and a swivel chair, J.D. sets out to uncover the deepest secrets of the film world.
Or, ya know, just write random movie-related lists. Either way....
What They Are: Those people who are always standing, leaning against the wall beside the punch bowl, and texting. It doesn't even matter if it's a party and all their friends are there, they will still find someone to text. Of course, that's being narrow minded of me. Some of these people are merely playing on their phones, but somehow that's even worse. 