5 Kinds Of People You Always Meet At A Party

2. The Clown

clownWhat They Are: The people who think they're hilarious and demand to be the center of attention. They'll usually bring gag items to the party, such as flowers or rings that squirt water, or the ever-hysterical fake dog poop (get it? It looks like poop, but it's plastic!! LOLZ!) How Did They Become This Way? Movies and television. Nearly any comedy that features a party - or gathering of any sort - will have one guy stirring up a huge storm of laughter, and everyone will pay attention to them. Unfortunately, this sort of thing will never ever happen in real life. If you try this, it will typically end very differently...
Threat? Nah, just whatever you do, do not encourage them. Eventually they'll settle down and just enjoy the party like everyone else. But if you let them think for even a minute they could become the center of attention, then you're in for a rough night. And now onto our final kind of person that you meet at every party...
 
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