Prolific WWE Champion who always has something to say - most of which isn't very nice, especially if you've made the mistake of talking to him and a) saying something dumb b) made a spelling/grammatical error or c) had any kind of opinion that differs from his. Yep, CM Punk is a massive jerk but that's why we love him. If you love wrestling then he's a must have on your follow list and even if you don't you'll never be bored listening to him proclaim "Feces. Dumb Dumb" at least 20 times a day or reveal behind the scenes info from the shadowy world of pro wrestling that you weren't supposed to see/hear. But what's probably the best thing about CM Punk's Twitter is that he only very rarely tweets in character. Where some guys use Twitter to push their story-lines etc Punk tends not to bother making him one of the realest guys on there.
Typical Tweet: "My tweets go over so many heads. Hey people! I am a sarcastic asshole! Alert! Alert! Think before you tweet/misspell"