6 Things You Learn When Living Solely With Men

2. Everyone's Scrubbing, Ye The Dish Tower Is Growing

The lack of dishwasher in your pad may seem only mildly inconvenient at first, but after a few months living solely in male company, the new Bosch 8 Series will be akin to the holy grail. Sure, when you're in the kitchen peering over your apparently civilised friend's shoulder, he'll scrub his dish. He'll do a mighty fine job of it, too. But when he's alone €” the sly dog €” he'll dump that porridge-laden bowl as casually as Fat Tony dumps a body at sundown. Bloodcurdling. He isn't alone either. The tower of dishes will grow faster than Kanye West's ego, but dare you ask any housemate the question, you'll be met with the same inarguable response; 'I always do my dishes'. See reason, prioritise the dishwasher.
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