7 Craziest Illuminati Theories

Before he got famous, Eminem sold his soul to the Illuminati. Not just made a deal with them, he sold his actual soul to them.

That’s how he became a huge superstar so quickly. The Illuminati gave him this immense talent, which his first two albums showed him to have in spades. But remember after he released Encore in 2004 he went on a long break and didn’t release a new album for five years?

That’s because he reneged on the whole selling of his soul and the Illuminati took away his talent. Though this huge snub was clearly something the New World Order wouldn’t allow to go unpunished, they had actually planned for this eventuality all along - they implanted the idea of Slim Shady inside Eminem long, long ago, as a kind of back-up plan.

So in that five year hiatus, Eminem was locked inside an epic battle with Slim Shady for the control of not only his career direction, but his also his mind and his body. In one anti-Illuminati theory, Slim won, and to cement his credentials as a loyal servant, he murdered his best mate Proof in 2006.

But in a second theory – one in which Marshall Mathers beat his evil alter-ego - they had a different back-up plan in place. In this one, Eminem died in a car crash in 2005 (i.e. he was murdered and it was made to look like an accident), and the Illuminati cloned him. There’s even a video that explains all this, and as it boldly states, “If you don't believe the video, then you might be a clone yourself”.

Whether the real Eminem is dead or just controlled by his nasty alias is a matter of contention, but really it’s irrelevant, because the Illuminati got him back regardless. They always get their man.