7 Things Conspiracy Theorists Believe Happened Inside Area 51
3. Humans Have Been Working With J-Rod
Not to be confused with pop culture icon "J-Lo," "J-Rod" is (allegedly) an extraterrestrial being that has been working at Area 51 since the 1950s.
In the documentary Dreamland, a former Area 51 engineer claimed to have worked side-by-side with J-Rod. The engineer stated that the cooperative extraterrestrial served as a telepathic translator — a role that's challenging for any employer to fill.
In 2004, a man by the name of Dan Burish also claimed to have encountered J-Rod. As the story goes, the two worked on cloning alien viruses together. Burish also says that his former co-worker is a Grey, an alien species from the future who is descended from human beings. Apparently, J-Rod decided to travel back in time and help rectify issues that caused a major cataclysm in 2012. Evidence would suggest that he accomplished this mission.
If Facebook raiders happen to encounter one of Area 51's longest-tenured employees, they should be sure and thank him for his service — and possibly saving the world.