8 Haircuts Every Woman Will Get

6. The Layered Look

What Is It? It's regular hair but...layered. Like, some bits are longer than others. The hairdresser will say "Would you like long layers?" and you'll say "Yes please". And then you won't be able to tell the difference between that and your old hair so you'll say "Um, maybe a little shorter than that?" and suddenly you will have bits of hair that stop round your nose and other bits that fall to your waist and your hairdresser will be nodding like this is on purpose. Whose Fault Is This? The Rachel, which you think Jennifer Aniston is wrong to hate. Expensive hair extensions, which only celebrities can afford. Your teenage obsession with The O.C. Every Kardashian. Now What? Oh boy, Jennifer Aniston was right. Of course she was right. She dumped John Mayer before he went full-douche, she clearly knows what's up. This hair is impossible to tie back but when you leave it out it looks so weird and lopsided. It's grow-out time.
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Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.