What Is It? A straight or side fringe that hangs to below eyebrow level. Usually deployed in tandem with long hair. Pairs well with a strong lip colour. Popular among sullen teenagers but also grown adult women who are keen to cover their increasingly lined foreheads. Usable with straight hair and curls and even the elusive "soft waves". Whose Fault Is This? Zooey Deschanel and the word "adorkable". The rude girl who makes your coffee every morning and refuses to meet your eye. Various eras of Olsen, both Ashley and Mary-Kate. Sandra Bullock when she wishes to be taken seriously. Now What? Your headache is constant. Can other people see through these things? And exactly how often are you supposed to be trimming it? Every week seems insane but any longer than that and it will literally obscure your entire vision. Is this why those teenagers seem sad? Blindness? Eugh, is this haircut actually making you sympathise with teenagers? Screw this, you're growing it out.
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
