What Is It? The midway point between every bad haircut and the next. Variable length. Variable fringe. Variable colours. Variable degrees of wishing you could wear a paper bag over your head. Variable levels of conviction that you will never cut your hair again. Whose Fault Is This? Everyone previously mentioned in this article and countless more. Your lack of self-restraint or foresight. Hairdressers who don't ask questions and also hairdressers who distract you with chat. Society, probably. Now What? The problem with the grow-out is that you can't grow it out. You look kind of bizarre and no amount of product will get your flyaways to stay in place but what's the alternative? Cutting it? That's how you got in this state in the first place! Although...maybe this time it'd be different. Maybe it was just the wrong length last time! Yes, that's it, it was the wrong length! It seems so obvious now. Good thing you learn from your mistakes. *Dials hairdresser's number* *Repeats until dead* Did you enjoy this article? Share your appreciation below in the comments thread.
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
