4. The Entitled Parent
Brought up on a mind-destroying diet of tabloid press and hyperbolic mainstream news outlets, TEP is determined to pick a fault with even the most child-friendly of displays or shop scenery. Got a poster for an action movie or game where the character is brandishing anything more lethal than a slightly moist towel? It's in danger of polluting the minds of The Children! God forbid they actually have a discussion with their child as to the whys and wherefores of life, instead they're content on blaming all outside media for any potential effect it may or may not have on their kid.