3. The Traffic Congestors

Single mothers are these, wielders of oversized prams and an assortment of bottles, toys and other accessories to keep the little snot-buckets happy. Now I dont have a problem with mothers doing everything for their children, infact I genuinely think mothers are the nearest thing to superheroes we have on this Earth. However with that being said, when did shopping become so important that you shove your child down aisles and around tiny gaps just so you can get the latest deals? "Well I
need to go shopping today, and damned if Im gonna let my 1 year old child get between me and that novelty candle holder!"